When my girlfriend and I were still in college we went on a trip to New York City once for fun. We went to a fancy hotel bar and this guy in a suit started talking to us. He was really handsome and he seemed pretty drunk. He was very outgoing and got really close to us. He had a nice smelling cologne.
We talked for a while and he kept looking at my girlfriend. She was thin and tall but with a really nice juicy ass and she was wearing a skirt that made it look really good.
After a while he turned to me and said “Hey I know this is a weird question, but how much would I have to pay you to fuck your girlfriend?”
I told him there was no way. I looked over at my girlfriend and she nodded. Then he took out his wallet, which was full of $100 bills. He pulled out one of them and put it on the table.